Joke 1 There were three women, a blond, a brunet, and a red head. they had just robbed a bank, and the police were chasing them. Each of them ran up a separate tree. The cop went up the tree the red head was in but she made an owl and he backed down. Then the cop went up the tree the brunet was in, she made the sound of a squirrel. That cop backed down. They went up the tree the blond was in and she said MOO.

Joke 2 What's the difference between a rooster and a blond? A rooster says cock-a-doodle-doo, a blond says any cock will do.

Joke 3 What does an envelope say when you lick it? You give great tongue.

Joke 4  If a man was born in Greece, raised in Spain, moved to America, and died in San Francisco what is he? Dead

Joke 5 A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that says, make my horse laugh I'll give you a thousand dollars and all the beer you want on the house. The guy walked in the bar to try it. The owner left for a minute and when he came back the horse was laughing. The same guy came back a week later and saw a sign that said, if you make my horse cry and I'll give you a thousand dollars and all the beer you want on the house. The guy went in to try it again. The owner left for a minute and when he came back the horse was crying. While the guy was drinking his beer the owner asked how he made the horse laugh and cry. The guy said, to make him laugh I said my dick was bigger than his, to make him cry I showed him.  

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