This page contains the most damn damns in your sorry damn life. Now this whole damn page isn't about damn, damn it, dang it, and every other kind of damn word you can think of. If that's the impression you're getting then I don't know what's going on in your sick damn mind. Now I promise I won't use damn one more time on this damn...O.K. so I lied. Now, on this damn...O.K. this time I slipped...no seriously. Just sit back and enjoy the show...or read the show...whatever, just read damn it! Woops. 

            On this web page I will ask kids to e-mail me any jokes they know. (If the joke isn't funny please don't waste my time.) I hope my site pleases you. This site will probably make you piss your pants. Possibly crap in them. There is no guaranty that you will piss or crap your pants. If this occurs it is not my problem, it's your mom's because she has to clean that stuff up.    

This page was last updated on 02/06/01.